https://justbarewithme.com/2013/07/23/there-is-a-wrong-time-to-offer-someone-a-fillet-of-fish/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/b269f-are-you-not-entertained.gifb269f-are-you-not-entertainedhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alexander-skarsgard_00285335.jpgalexander-skarsgard_00285335Bite me baby a bajillion more times.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/meth-arrest-146715793a1c5876_large.jpgMeth HouseMy cats spend most of their time under the bed in disgust and embarrassment.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-22-at-11-11-57-pm.pngHarry Harrisonhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-22-at-11-10-51-pm.pngDavid Foster Wallacehttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-22-at-11-09-15-pm.pngChuck Palahniuk2014-09-24T08:09:57+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/08/14/5-rules-for-dating-an-introvert/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/introvert.jpgintroverthttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fat_guy_having_trouble_at_the_beach_2.jpgFat_Guy_Having_Trouble_At_The_Beach_2Awwww. I take it back. Look how nice they are.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fat_guy_fail_06.jpgfat_guy_fail_06Analogy time: Fat guy = introverts. It would take about 20 minutes before he would ask those bitches for help.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lily-aldrin-quote-82.jpgHOW I MET YOUR MOTHERI love you, Barney, but I would never ever ever ever ever date you.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/417780_629220695504_1024911999_n.jpg417780_629220695504_1024911999_nBeer and sunglasses are my only hope.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1080983_643493891904_1425952950_n1.jpg1080983_643493891904_1425952950_nI my friends.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1080983_643493891904_1425952950_n.jpg1080983_643493891904_1425952950_nI heart my friends.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/overly-attached-girlfriend-memes-3.jpgoverly-attached-girlfriend-memes-32014-09-24T07:56:43+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/10/18/why-i-miss-being-a-teenager/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1001369_602713753093343_1815576932_n.jpgWizardIt's also Fall so that means I'll probably start reading Harry Potter again so I can live vicariously through Hermione. https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/248997_10153084222350230_708558011_n1.jpgTeenagersMy teenage self invokes an “Oh, honey…” from my twenty-eight year old self.2014-09-24T05:50:36+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/12/20/a-typical-conversation-between-the-white-sisters/2013-12-20T22:49:31+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/11/12/hey-look-i-wrote-something-and-it-wasnt-self-published/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sarah-white-e1384198685905.jpgSarah White2013-11-12T19:00:04+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/09/02/hasta-la-vista-bitches-im-turkeybound/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/20130902-130838.jpg20130902-130838.jpg2013-10-02T21:59:50+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/08/27/my-face-after-the-last-episode-of-orange-is-the-new-black/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130827-172555.jpg20130827-172555.jpg2013-08-28T00:30:07+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/08/23/dont-hit-and-run-kids/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-22-at-11-49-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-22 at 11.49.40 PM2013-08-23T16:35:43+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/07/31/oh-really-anthony-does-my-milkshake-bring-you-to-the-sidewalk/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/208848_624546153324_801070941_n-e1375252302590.jpg208848_624546153324_801070941_nAnd thou shalt feel mine rage.2019-01-21T11:09:01+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/about/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/113_504034459724_1574_n.jpgCowhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/558090_621067968634_172261794_n.jpg558090_621067968634_172261794_n2013-07-31T19:04:50+00:00weekly0.6https://justbarewithme.com/2013/07/16/so-i-lied-and-chester-is-dead/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130716-225440.jpg20130716-225440.jpgOh, sweets tears of unfathomable sadness.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/th-1.jpegth-1I always always ALWAYS buy the "Easy Squeeze" bottle. I pay MONEY not to deal with that crap.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/unicorn1.jpgUnicorn1Pretty pretty horsy.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130716-214800.jpg20130716-214800.jpgMay the little bastard rest in peace.2013-08-02T01:23:17+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/05/24/pumped-stumped-and-dumped-a-week-on-okcupid-part-2-2/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/giant-fish-kiss.jpggiant-fish-kissThanks.2015-07-31T03:29:29+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/12/06/5-way-to-stave-off-boredom-whilst-home-alone-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-internet/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/703350_610253740434_1376283590_o.jpgCool Whip TVhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/566653_610253765384_1998902771_o.jpgPie2013-05-23T21:57:44+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/04/19/pumped-stumped-and-dumped-a-week-on-okcupid-part-1/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-18-at-11-59-16-pm1.pngScreen shot 2013-04-18 at 11.59.16 PMMy profile brings all the boys to the yard...https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ok-logo-e1327680864118.jpgok-logo-e1327680864118https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buffalotrace_1.jpgBuffaloTrace_1Buffalo Trace: Is it in you? (It better be if you want to get through this date.)https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-18-at-11-59-16-pm.pngOkCupid ProfileMy profile brings all the boys to the yard...https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/corbis-42-31873277.jpgGuy with guitarI'm a-strummin the guitar so the girls will be a-comin.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ok-logo-e1327680864118.pngOkCupid2013-05-23T18:28:07+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/11/21/heres-one-way-to-use-a-bible-and-it-doesnt-involve-reading/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo1.jpgchester2Here's a side shot for your viewing pleasure.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20121116-203546.jpg20121116-203546.jpgGood bye everyone!2013-04-01T23:44:21+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/12/21/so-apparently-the-world-might-end-today/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mayan-calendar.jpegMayan-Calendar2013-04-01T23:43:05+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/03/12/this-one-is-about-kissing/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shutterstock_102903800.jpgGuy on datePictures: Guy about to implode from pressure t not ask if her carpet matches her curtains.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mr-big-1024.jpgmr-big-1024I will take Mr. Big, though.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hipster_barista.jpghipster_baristaSorry, Hipster Barista, you're not my type.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fabio-full-bike-shot-1994-web.jpgFabioCareful, he's seducing as your read this.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/writingablogpost.jpgwritingablogpostThis is what I image most of these article-writers look like. They all thing they have "the right answer."2013-04-01T23:42:33+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/03/22/a-street-car-oozing-with-desire/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/animepaper-net_wallpaper_standard_anime_howls_moving_castle_more_to_life_88572_angelearth10_preview-9c734705.jpganimepaper.net_wallpaper_standard_anime_howls_moving_castle_more_to_life_88572_angelearth10_preview-9c7347052013-04-01T23:41:37+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/03/29/why-i-get-inked/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/909104_625259623524_866467100_n.jpgGetting Tattooedhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/im-awsome-misspelled-tattoo.jpgI'm AwesomeAlso, maybe run spellcheck on your script.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/898980_624185670734_964132088_o.jpgWillow Treehttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/412773_587305379134_1191477826_o.jpgPeacock tattoohttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/222314_503070187134_8504_n.jpgDove Tattoo2013-04-01T23:39:42+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/10/09/how-i-got-the-crap-beaten-out-of-me-by-a-couple-of-bees-part-2/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/killer-bees.jpgkiller-beeshttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-4.jpgphoto-4Yep, got me some footy pajamas.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-3.jpgphoto-3Talk about an extra saddle-bag.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tarantulahawk-large.jpgTarantulaHawk-largehttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lucy-lawless-xena-warrior-princess_1241564937.jpegLucy lawless - xena warrior princess_1241564937Xena victorious!https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mv5bmtgxmzg5njg3of5bml5banbnxkftztcwnti5odeymq-_v1-_sy317_cr60214317_.jpgMV5BMTgxMzg5Njg3OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTI5ODEyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR6,0,214,317_And then my mind went here...https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tt0083907.jpgtt0083907MY MIND CAN'T HELP BUT GO HERE.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/xena.jpgxenaThis is what she looked like right before she turned and sprinted down the road.2013-03-13T20:28:59+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2013/03/07/and-im-back/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/woman-alone_.jpgwoman.alone_Can't. Function. Need. Someone. With. Penis.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/douche3.jpgDoucheYeah, even you guys! I'm not afraid of you!https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/804577_620778892944_1485478046_n.jpgMe and Molly & LauriI miss us being like this!2013-03-08T07:16:25+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/11/19/10-signs-i-may-be-going-crazy-sort-of/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-19-at-10-13-57-am.pngScreen shot 2012-11-19 at 10.13.57 AM2012-11-19T18:31:26+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/11/14/the-part-where-i-admit-to-being-a-cat-lady-sorta/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-4.jpgCats on chairOh man. Can hardly contain my self-esteem. This is happening right now.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wicked_stepmom.jpgwicked_stepmomWhat a bitch.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-3.jpgCat lapeBayed: 1 Oxygen tank plus mask, 1 crate of Depends.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-2.jpgCat manateesSighting: beached manatees.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo-11.jpgCat Medal"Hey, thanks for NOT abusing us, but it's not like you deserve a medal or anything."https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/puppylove.gifpuppyloveFakers.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-14-at-12-24-25-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-11-14 at 12.24.25 PMSorry, I couldn't help it. But, you're welcome.2012-11-15T19:54:51+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/11/02/that-one-time-when-i-had-dreams/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lisa-frank.giflisa-frankOh, Lisa Frank...2012-11-03T05:45:52+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/10/29/the-part-where-i-say-thank-you-and-write-some-poetry/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121028-235353.jpg20121028-235353.jpg2012-10-29T19:43:00+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/10/25/some-thoughts-on-betrayal/2012-10-25T20:37:32+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/09/27/how-i-got-the-crap-beaten-out-of-me-by-a-couple-of-bees/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-27-at-9-51-11-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-09-27 at 9.51.11 PMProbably this little motherf-er.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-27-at-9-47-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-09-27 at 9.47.20 PMWhen I look back this is what the woods look like in my mind. Ominous and freakin foreboding.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-27-at-9-44-15-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-09-27 at 9.44.15 PMhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-27-at-9-36-23-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-09-27 at 9.36.23 PMCharmin schmarmin. Just what those creepy ass bears are missing.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-27-at-9-33-14-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-09-27 at 9.33.14 PMCue horror music (REE REE REE REE).2012-10-12T04:42:59+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/10/10/not-a-real-post-well-kinda/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/87973330c5733b2978442d848e2ed966.jpg87973330c5733b2978442d848e2ed966Ask me for soy milk ONE MORE TIME.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121009-225429.jpg20121009-225429.jpghttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121009-225212.jpg20121009-225212.jpghttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121009-223447.jpg20121009-223447.jpghttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121009-223153.jpg20121009-223153.jpg2025-04-26T00:08:11+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/10/04/4-reasons-why-grocery-shopping-is-the-worst/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/coolest-homemde-bag-of-groceries-costume-3-21299650.jpgcoolest-homemde-bag-of-groceries-costume-3-212996502012-10-26T19:28:19+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/07/15/why-you-should-let-people-suck-your-blood-not-vampires/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-15-at-7-53-58-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-07-15 at 7.53.58 PMNOM NOM NOM NOM NOMhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-13-at-11-55-59-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-07-13 at 11.55.59 PMOr maybe the Red Cross Fairy Godmother? Just go with it.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/magic_mike_12.jpgmagic_mike_12Sorry, Channing. I can't stomach your rock hard abs while one less pint of blood.2012-10-02T13:36:53+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/07/09/a-disney-princess-with-womanly-curves-oh-my/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/csicon-org_.jpgcsicon.org_Also look at these guys! You can't contain the cuteness!https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brave_teaser_poster.jpgBrave_Teaser_PosterMore, please.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brendachapman2012losangelesfilmfestival-yxs4ggg2bnl.jpgBrenda+Chapman+2012+Los+Angeles+Film+Festival+-YxS4GGG2bNlShe also has awesome curly red hair.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cathe-jung.jpgcathe-jungWell, except for this freaky deaky.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/proud-merida.jpgProud-MeridaLook! I could actually push a child's head out of my vagina if i wanted to!https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/disney-princesses111.jpgdisney-princesses11Except for Mulan, she's cool.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brave_019-651x373.jpgBrave_019-651x373https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-on-2012-07-07-at-18-32-2.jpgPhoto on 2012-07-07 at 18.32 #2*Missing, trails of snot and spittle on my chin. As you can see, this is not something you want to occur in the light of day.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-on-2012-07-07-at-18-32.jpgPhoto on 2012-07-07 at 18.32You can see the sadness in my eyes but my composure is somewhat intact. Thanks, Photobooth, for making me feel like a model right now!2015-12-05T00:14:41+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/07/02/why-utah-is-better-than-oregon/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wasatch.jpgWasatchIt's like landscape porn.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rice_eating_kid_1286406809.jpgrice_eating_kid.jpg_1286406809Me + Coconut Ricehttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/146308.jpg146308This is how I imagine they "parallel park," too.https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/picture-1.jpgPicture 1More like "Welcome to Good Driver's Hell."https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool_hipster-sunglasses-2_200907251450241981.jpghot_weird_funny_amazing_cool_hipster-sunglasses-2_200907251450241981What is that guy wearing, a plaid blanket?2012-07-03T17:36:34+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/06/26/how-i-have-a-codependent-relationship-with-facebook/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-26-at-9-25-39-pm.jpgScreen shot 2012-06-26 at 9.25.39 PMhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tumblr_l2fd1wvapl1qb5guno1_500.jpgtumblr_l2fd1wvAPl1qb5guno1_500https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-26-at-7-58-24-pm1.jpgScreen shot 2012-06-26 at 7.58.24 PMhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo1.jpgphotohttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo.jpgphoto2012-06-28T02:54:58+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/06/26/how-fishing-may-have-ruined-memories-of-my-childhood/https://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/181859_592725557054_2097270577_n.jpg181859_592725557054_2097270577_nhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo2.jpgphotohttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/338770_592725207754_1805942958_o.jpg338770_592725207754_1805942958_ohttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bluebottle-maggot_1689991i.jpgbluebottle-maggot_1689991ihttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maggots-wiki-sm.jpgmaggots-wiki-smhttps://justbarewithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/481233_592676136094_1974832347_n.jpg481233_592676136094_1974832347_n2012-06-27T23:04:38+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/06/19/why-today-makes-me-feel-bad-about-myself/2012-06-21T01:33:34+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.com/2012/06/18/why-i-am-afraid-to-move-to-utah/2012-06-19T22:37:30+00:00monthlyhttps://justbarewithme.comdaily1.02025-04-26T00:08:11+00:00